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Animal Jokes(八年级阅读)  

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       Asmart parrot 
  A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.There,he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg.He asks the owner the significance of the strings.“Well,this is a highly trained parrot.If you pull the red string,he speaks French;if you pull the green string,he speaks German,”replies the shopkeeper.Animal Jokes(八年级阅读) - 称子英语 - 孙广趁教育教学工作室
 
  “And what happens if I pull both the strings?”our curi-ous shopper asks.
  “I fall off my perch,you fool!”yells the parrot.Alonely frog 
  A lonely frog calls the Psychic(灵媒)Hotline and asks what his future holds.
  His personal psychic advisor tells him,“You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know every-thing about you.”
  The frog is thrilled,“This is great!”“Will I meet her at a party?”he croaks(呱呱叫).“No,”says the psychic,“in biology class.”
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